A Shitty Experience

This is what I'd texted Yoong while he was working, few moments ago:

Just now, there was a sudden urge to pangsai. So strong was the shit that it almost flew out. But my housemate was in the toilet so I have to wait and keep it in. The waiting is such a torture as I could feel that my anal muscles are going to cramp and give way for my shit to let loose.

After waiting for like eternity and the shit is at the brink of Mr. asshole, my housemate finally came out and I rush into the toilet letting it all out. That, is certainly one hell of an experience. 1st time in history of my 24 years of living.

And I wasted 40 pence on a text message just like that... -__-