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Good Day Readers:
This past Friday we received a recorded voice message from none other other than Senator Mike Duffy no less! We knew we were in trouble when it bagan with, "Shelly has a fantactic record ..... blah, blah, blah." It went on to identify the Saint Boniface Conservative candidate 5-more time using either "Shelly" or "Shelly Glover" ending with "Shelly est la meilleure elle traville pour la langue francsise." God his accent was terrible so much so it hurt our ears and we're not even French. For the rich benefits Senators receive, given how little most do, wonder if there's any requirement they at least be bilingual.
The message ended with another voice urging listeners to call Ms Glover noting the announcement had been authorized by her Decision Agent. It was a little garbled at the end but we thought we heard the address 662 Elizabeth Road which is Shelly Glover's Campaign Office.
Sincerely,
Clare L. Pieuk