Expensive Dirt And Water

I was surfing the Internet when I came across this small advertisement:

An ad which reminded me, of course, of this other picture we have all seen and loved so much:

Then I got to think: "Aha! Was Anderson in Colombia or was he hiding the fact that he had to get yet another job to pay his bills?" Benjamin could be expensive, then he has that new apartment, house rather, you know the Fire Station, which must cost a bundle to fix since he had to make it modern and at the same time keep the old integrity of the building intact -- and that's double expensive than just fixing an old house.

Now I understand why he was working a second and third job substituting for Regis in "Live with Regis and Kelly," and on those. sometime dangerous, remember Lady Gaga, segments for "60 Minutes"... scary.

And then there is 'Anderson': "I'm getting old, I need to enjoy life more, I need to do what I want..." It all takes now a different meaning. Anderson needs a second full time job. Oprah leaving the airwaves offered and opportunity for Anderson to grab the chance and run with it. And run he did!

But in order to pay all those bills Anderson has seen himself forced to do other more menial jobs; I won't be surprised to see him next in a commercial advertising Real Estate -- which he knows very well; or advertising Gloria Vanderbilt ladies pants! It's possible.

By the way, I know that Gloria will not give Anderson a penny for his problems. Gloria is the type who thinks: "If you got into this shit, you have to know or have to learn how to get out of it." Gloria would help Benjamin, because she knows Benjamin does not have the extended business capacity that Anderson has. Anderson would put on a fake Russian bear trainer and go on television -- a few bucks are a few more bucks you didn't have in your pocket before!

Perhaps we should start a collection and get a few hundred thousand dollars to help Anderson a bit. I'll start with $1.23 that I have in my checking account right now. Anybody else? Cash preferable; but if you have to use a check or money order, please make it to my name and send it to my address: سحر السجاد شارع كابول 716-4781-92 (which roughly translates to "617-1847-29 Magic Carpet of Kabul St."), Kabul, AGH, (zip code) 385764-9730587.4 Ah, and please address the donation to Abdulha Trevinowski. Thanks.

Every bit helps, but, like in many other matters, the bigger the better. Thanks.